I'm weird. Get used to it.

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

I noticed everything. I just acted like I didn’t.
(via florida-sounds)

80spopmusic:

80spopmusic:

i will never get to 1k followers just like leonardo dicaprio will never get an oscar

ok you have to admit this is pretty funny

lanturd:

"you shouldn’t eat mcdonalds it’s not health-"
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